February 2012
1thousandjulys:
“Don’t re-elect Obama, gas prices have gone up while he was in office”
I mean I’m personally more concerned with keeping the government out of my uterus
but ok
me: it's a quarter after one, i'm a little drunk, and i need you now
tiffany: leanne, it's 8:22
Your past is just a story. And once you realize this, it has no power over you.
– Chuck Palahniuk. (via vaga-bonds)
You’re only two years older than me, darling, where have you been all my life?
– Christopher Plummer to his Oscar. (via eerilysuited)
When I heard my name I could hear in my head half of America going ‘OH, GOD....
– Meryl Streep GODDESS OF THE ARTS AND PROCLAIMERS OF HEROES (via sirlestrange)
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.